01 June 2007

Somniculosus

Chemistry is boring. That's a fact.

And when you're bored, you tend to think weird, silly things.

Just like what happened to me. I've been sitting in my Chemistry class for sometime now, and each day of it never fails to bore me. All those subatomic particles drive me nuts, and those chemical equations are like lullabies inviting me to sleep like a baby. Every meeting is just the same, so to save me from boredom and humiliation caused by being caught sleeping, I always tend to think of funny and weird thoughts. Earlier, we had a really boring chemistry lab class, so there I went, imagining stuff. And I had thought of a really really weird one.

"What if everything in the world is reversed?"

That was the question that sprung in my mind. What if the world was in reverse? Would we think it as funny? Or will it just be normal? At first I was just asking questions, but later on, I'd imagined situations that amused me big time.

situations na tipong ganito:

• pumapasok tayo sa school para di mag-aral. pag nag-aral ka, babagsak ka. worst di mo mapigilang mag-aral.
  
• latest fashion na ang nakahubad. pag may damit ka, baduy ka at worst, immoral ka.
• dahil latest fashion na ang nakahubad, nakareverse din ang porn flicks at sexy movies. lahat na ng taong nakadamit ay sexy at pornographical.
  
• dahil immoral na ang pagsusuot ng damit, having sex is on the reverse din. so pag nagsesex, dadamitan ang sex partner.
  
• ikaw ang magseserve ng food sa counters ng fastfood chains, at ikaw din ang babayaran.
• gigising tayo sa gabi. matutulog tayo sa umaga.
• ang presidente at mga government officials ang boboto sa mga tao.
• baligtad na din ang pagkanta at pagsasalita. pag kumakanta, parang tula na. pag nagsasalita, pakanta naman.
• ang mga pagkain ay originally luto na. so pag lulutuin mo ito, gagawin mo itong hilaw. in short, hihilawin mo ito.
• ikaw ang tv show o movie flick na pinapanood ng tv at ng mga sinehan.
  

at marami pang iba.

I can't help but laugh whenever I think of those situations. But pano nga kung ito ang norms natin? Paano nga kung totoo itong mga to? I wonder. Hehehe. Wala lang.

nerdified at 10:30 PM