06 April 2008

Yiheee, Act 2.

Beep Beep.
Nagtext si Crush.
Binasa ni Jed.



Crush: Ang sarap ng donuts no? Lalo yung sa Krispy Kreme.
Jed: Ay, oo. Mahilig pa naman ako sa donuts.
Crush: Ay, talaga? Sige, minsan kain tayo ng donuts, my treat.
Jed: Libre mo? Kakahiya naman. Wag na. (pakipot na kinikilig.)



End Of Story.

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nerdified at 3:09 PM

LRT Station, alas-kwatro ng hapon. Nag-aantay ng tren si Jed.
Paparating ang tren. Bumusina. Naghanda ang mga tao sa istasyon.
Nakasakay si Crush sa tren, nakakapit sa hand rail. Tumigil ang tren.
Bumukas ang pintuan. Pababa si Crush, pasakay si Jed.



Crush: Ui! Jed! Hello! Kamusta? (sabay kindat.)
Jed: Oh, hello! (kinikilig na speechless.)



Tumunog ang door buzzer. Sumara ang Pinto.
End Of Story.

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nerdified at 2:02 PM

03 February 2008

Redemption

The Monkey is back.

No new lay-outs. No new themes. Just a simple.. err.. comeback.

I know, it's been ages since my last post. For a moment there, I have lost my inspiration to blog mainly because of the stress that I am getting in school. Plus the fact that I've been losing my "blojo" or commonly known as creative juices during those times. It has been a while since I have blogged. And now here I am, back to business.

So, what have I been up to during that period?

Well, I have went through one of the most bittersweet part of my college life. During those times, I have found a new love (tis' the sweetest part, of course!) , a new hobby, a new interest, lost seemingly "true" friends and failed a subject. Then there was Christmas, wherein I had renewed my faith and returned to the Fold.

Then came my birthday. I've spent this day humbly with my special someone and my family, which makes it one of the most memorable birthdays I ever had so far.

During those times, I had made a blueprint for a future business with my friends and team mates. I hope we could pursue this one and earn moolahs fast.

And yeah, I have plans to transfer to a new, most likely permanent blog. Hope I could do this one. :))

So there. Starting from now, I will breathe life again to this almost dead blog. Stay tuned for more updates.

tadah! :D


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nerdified at 6:39 PM

20 July 2007

Kimchi

Koreans. We see them everywhere. From the daily TV drama shows to our schools, Koreans are just practically scattered everywhere. We see them in multitudes speaking an alien tongue wearing those fancy designer clothes. We see and buy from the stores that they established on our lands. We even watch their foreign dramas and hear their songs. It may be concluded, from these signs, that Koreans have already invaded our country, and they did it fast.

Yesterday, I decided to be alone to reflect on what's happening to my life. I've been beleaguered by so many problems lately, and I’m feeling like my life's so wasted. Studies, Family, Time.. they're just a few of the challenges that plagues me lately. Nothing's going right it seems, and I don't like it that way. To counter them, I had to reflect, to check what's happening on my life, and to try to find a solution to those challenges that i'm facing. So, with a box of churros and a cup of hot choco, I sat down on a bench to think, to reflect.

Solemnly, I sat there, watching every random stranger pass me by. Thoughts came into my mind.

As the silence of my reflection consumed me, out of nowhere, two Koreans suddenly sat down beside me and started to talk to me in an almost inaudible English. They were talking to me, trying to get to know me, and blabbing about Jesus Christ.

WTF. Weird.

I really wanted to be alone that time. Annoyed that I was, I still stayed in that bench just so that I won’t be rude. So there I sat, dumbfounded and forced to listen to two Born Again Koreans who relentlessly talked about the teachings of Jesus Christ. I was supposed to be a bit irritated at them, but I found myself laughing my heart out upon hearing their almost alien English. I can barely understand them, and I can’t even utter a decent reply because I really don’t have an idea what they are saying.

Most of the time, nakatunganga ako sa kanila. Di ko talaga maintindihan mga pinagsasasabi nila eh. Just try imagining Homer (The Simpsons) picking his nose. I somewhat look like that at that time, only I wasn't picking my nose. Hanggang ayun, umalis na sila. Siguro nainis sa akin dahil di ako nagsasalita , o dahil natakot sa akin dahil nagmumukha na akong taong kanto na sabog sa rugby, medyas at tinapa.

I was distracted. Nagulo yung thoughts ko. Maiinis na sana ako, but then I realized, that experience isn't so bad after all. The Koreans gave me a laugh. A great, big laugh in fact. Suddenly, everything felt lighter. It felt like everything's not too serious, like my problems are just a piece of cake. I felt like an empowered geek, thinking that with an optimistic outlook and a determined heart, I can survive any challenge that will come my way. With this, i've proven to myself that laughter can help a person get the right motivation to solve his problems.


Kaya pag may problema, humanap ng Koreano. Koreano ang sagot sa kahirapan. Yun lang yun.


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nerdified at 11:47 PM

01 June 2007

Somniculosus

Chemistry is boring. That's a fact.

And when you're bored, you tend to think weird, silly things.

Just like what happened to me. I've been sitting in my Chemistry class for sometime now, and each day of it never fails to bore me. All those subatomic particles drive me nuts, and those chemical equations are like lullabies inviting me to sleep like a baby. Every meeting is just the same, so to save me from boredom and humiliation caused by being caught sleeping, I always tend to think of funny and weird thoughts. Earlier, we had a really boring chemistry lab class, so there I went, imagining stuff. And I had thought of a really really weird one.

"What if everything in the world is reversed?"

That was the question that sprung in my mind. What if the world was in reverse? Would we think it as funny? Or will it just be normal? At first I was just asking questions, but later on, I'd imagined situations that amused me big time.

situations na tipong ganito:

  • pumapasok tayo sa school para di mag-aral. pag nag-aral ka, babagsak ka. worst di mo mapigilang mag-aral.
  • latest fashion na ang nakahubad. pag may damit ka, baduy ka at worst, immoral ka.
  • dahil latest fashion na ang nakahubad, nakareverse din ang porn flicks at sexy movies. lahat na ng taong nakadamit ay sexy at pornographical.
  • dahil immoral na ang pagsusuot ng damit, having sex is on the reverse din. so pag nagsesex, dadamitan ang sex partner.
  • ikaw ang magseserve ng food sa counters ng fastfood chains, at ikaw din ang babayaran.
  • gigising tayo sa gabi. matutulog tayo sa umaga.
  • ang presidente at mga government officials ang boboto sa mga tao.
  • baligtad na din ang pagkanta at pagsasalita. pag kumakanta, parang tula na. pag nagsasalita, pakanta naman.
  • ang mga pagkain ay originally luto na. so pag lulutuin mo ito, gagawin mo itong hilaw. in short, hihilawin mo ito.
  • ikaw ang tv show o movie flick na pinapanood ng tv at ng mga sinehan.

at marami pang iba.

I can't help but laugh whenever I think of those situations. But pano nga kung ito ang norms natin? Paano nga kung totoo itong mga to? I wonder. Hehehe. Wala lang.

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nerdified at 10:30 PM

21 May 2007

Initium

Hello.

I can't really think of a proper topic suited for my first post here. Firsts are very special to me, you know. That is why, i'm kind of pressured posting a digestible post. I need to post something sensible. But the tremendous heat is still taking its toll on me. My brain is frying and is unable to produce enough creative juices to fuel my imagination. Due to those circumstances, and since most of you don't know me that well, I guess i'll just post a getting-to-know-you post in a sort of, self - interview.

"the jerd interview"

Q: Jed, bakit ang pangit mo?
  • Di ko rin alam. Siguro talagang pangit lang talaga ako.
Q: Ilang taon ka na nabubuhay sa pesteng mundong ito?
  • 18 years. Still counting.
Q: Saan ka nakatira, peste ka!? Saan!??
  • Down south yo! Sa Cavite yo!
Q: Nakainom ka na ba ng gatas direcho mula sa karton?
  • So sa karton na pala galing ang gatas ngayon? di na sa dede ng cow?
Q: Kilala mo ba si Muffin man?
  • Duh! si muffin man? di mo kilala!? Duh! ako din eh.
Q: Eh Nakausap mo na ba si Tom?
  • Sinong Tom? Tom Raider?
Q: Uy hindi yun ganun! Anong paborito mong pagkain?
  • Ikaw.
Q: Hindi ako pagkain. Eto na lang, ano mas gusto mo, Jollibee o Mcdo?
  • Mcdo. Jollibee. Mcdo. Jollibee. Ikaw.
Q: Abnormal ka Jed. Next, kinakain mo ba yung taba sa dulo ng barbecue?
  • Slight lang. Steady lang. Ok lang. Minsan. Yeah.
Q: Sa tingin mo saan nagpupunta ang mga langaw sa gabi?
  • Sa Quezon Ave., humahada siguro.
Q: Kung ang buhay mo ay isinapelikula, ano ang magiging title nito?
  • Alipin ng Pagnanasa! nyahahahaha!
Q: Nasubukan mo na bang i-ulam ang chippy?
  • di lang chippy.. pati piattos, nova, tostillas etc.. take note pati lay's!!
Q: Masaya ka ba ngayon? Bakit ka masaya?
  • Masaya ako kasi... *toooot*.. yun.
Q: Naniniwala ka bang uunlad ang Pilipinas?
  • Sana.. wish ko lang kay Santa Claus..
Q: If you have $250, 000, what would you do first?
  • Ipapapalit ko muna sa peso para magamit.. tas bibili ng macbook! awww..
Q: Anong gusto mong gawin ngayon?
  • Tapusin na tong post na to!!! waaah!
Q: Yun lang!?
  • Oo, yun lang, kaya flease! stoff vhugghering meh!

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nerdified at 6:50 PM

The Nerd

  • The name's Jed.
    Certified Nerd.
    Psycho(pathic) Student.
    proud Green Archer.
    loves Cello's donuts.
    also loves Krispy Kreme.
    frequent LRT1 passenger.
    loves GREEN.
    loves BLUE too.


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